We’d love to show you some spicy consensual adult action but apparently you live in a country where the dipshits in charge think you’re not able to make decisions for yourself, and instead have enacted legislation which targets small website operators to try and force them to comply with their bullshit rules and line their mates’ pockets in the process.
So unfortunately we’ve had little choice but to block your country from viewing our fabulous content.
FEAR NOT THOUGH, HARDY TRAVELLER!
You got two options…the first is called a VPN (Virtual Private Network). This lets you route your traffic through various exit nodes so it looks like you’re coming from a different country. Neat, eh? They’re handy for all sorts of things but circumventing dumbshit restrictions is right at the top of the list.
Sounds like that gonna cost me money!
Well yeah the decent ones cost money but actually, there’s free ones too. For example the Opera browser has one built in and doesn’t require any signups or other data harvesting, so is probably the easiest option. Cryptostorm are a VPN provider who have a free tier, though it’s not as fast as the paid ones obviously and Proton also have a free one which they claim isn’t rate limited.
And the other option you mentioned?
Even more useful though, is a little thing called TOR which let’s you browse anonymously, is completely free and pretty damn useful. That’s what some people use to access the so called “dark web”, but it works with regular websites too, just adds a layer of privacy. It’s a little slower but better than no porn, right?
Why not give it a whirl? Especially as since where you live has already been pulling shady shit like this, who knows what’s next. Tor will help you stay faceless in the crowd, and our site works just fine over it 😉
(ok, well the video previews don’t work yet but we’re working on that. Please bear with us)
